2007/2008 Season

Charts & Graphs:

Overall Standings, per week

Weekly average PPts (approximate day-to-day standings)

Weekly Performance

Accumulated PPts per Game

Draft & Award Ceremony:

The inaugural presentation of the NoVarks championship trophy. Congratulations on a solid 06-07 season.

The inaugural presentation of the NoVarks loser trophy - 10" of black latex manhood. Congratulations on a terrible 06-07 season.

Josh accepts the 06-07 award for the most injury-prone lineup. We're still trying to figure out what's in that first aid kit.

Hmmmm. A precursor for the 07-08 season? After a sloppy mess of a drunken draft, the sober NoVarks unanimously predict a first-to-worst finish for Steve. We were 100% correct.

December Waiver Draft:

Ghetto lottery: apple bushel full of golf balls and a ShopVac.

And the winner is...This is exciting shit!